Hi abdee, did yi hear about the Duck that went to the job centre askn for a job ,his adviser told him to come bak the next day and he'd definately have a job for him ,the next day the Duck goes bak and his advisor tells him he's got ajob for him with Billy Smarts Flying Circus, the Duck says thats no use to me im a f****** joiner,............................,, Absolute Balderdash,....TaTa .Strath.